Yeah…its a long one.

Doors open @ 1pm

Ceremony @ 2pm

Food, Shenanigans, Chilling @ 2:30 - 3:30pm

The Official Roast of Dakota Biggerman @ 3:30 - 4:30pm

Intermission @ 4:30 - 7pm

Show @ 7 - 11pm

I will also have 3 speeches planned for the event.

Due to the length of the event, we figured it would be good to give guests the chance to go back to their hotels/houses to rest up and relax before the show. This also give out of towners the chance to explore Lansing. Plus, we need time to get shit ready for the show after the ceremony.

Lets be honest. Every single one of you reading this has some wild story with me containing a plethora of incriminating content. Well, this gives you the chance to tell everyone exactly how you feel. There will be hand selected roasters who do their best to expose me and make us laugh. This will also be an opportunity for them to make their speeches.

Yeah, 3 speeches, live with it.

They will be at various points throughout the event and be in the style of extended monologues.

You cant escape this, I will attempt to sell you a condo.

Yes, open bar.

Control yourself or you will be forced to play an entire game of Magic The Gathering Commander against my friend Seth. And lemme tell ya, that’s hell.

We are currently trying to work with local hotels to secure rooms and special discount pricing. We will keep yall posted.

Yeah, eventually. It will be on here in a bit so yall can buy us trading cards and trinkets.

We are currently working with the venue to get dedicated parking. However, there is plenty of street parking downtown. Plus, Lansing is a very small city.

Right here. I will make a separate page called Updates.

No.

Really though, we want people to come dressed like they are going to a show or a game. Wear your baseball jerseys, band memorabilia, and coolest concert gear you got. However, save the GOOD stuff for the show.

In all seriousness, we want people to be comfortable. Dont look like a bum, but dont wear a freaking suit.